The weirdest dream I had so far...

I have just woken up from a seriously weird dream. It started off okay, then became good and ends to be just weird. Here's how it goes:

THE OKAY PART: I was with my family at the playground near my maternal grandmother's place. I don't know how we got there but we're just there. Apparently we're there to witness a tennis tournament between two ladies, Maria Sharapova and another one which I could not remember the name. In the match, Maria was seriously getting beaten down by the opponent.

THE GOOD PART: Then at halftime( I know Tennis has no halftime but just bear with me o.k? It's just a dream remember?), I decided to approach Maria and say hello. We were talking and talking and we realised that there was this awesome chemistry between us. I then decided to take a walk with her. She agreed to do so but reminded me to get back to the tournament before the match resumes. So off we went, our hands interlaced together.

THE WEIRD PART: Somehow we ended up at the wet market near my place which is rather far away from my grandmother's place. We were walking through the market happily when suddenly this guy, who was wearing an army uniform( I don't know why), was running throughout the whole market throwing fried catfish to every stalls. The fish was everywhere! Some was on the window sill, some on top of the stalls and etc etc. So we went to one stall and guess what we decided to buy? Catfish, to eat for dinner. At that moment of the dream, I told Maria, why don't we just scoop up all the catfish that was thrown around? She replied, "because I'm rich and this place is filthy. And do you want to die early?" I was like, "Ooh." That such a Blonde moment of mine.

THE WEIRDER PART: All of a sudden, my mum pops up into the picture with dad. They were busy choosing the right fish for dinner. Hmm. I don' know why but soon after that we were handed a box full of bubble tea beverages. Haha. I was thinking, "This sure is random of mum and dad to buy bubble teas for everyone. After handling the box and carefully putting it on the ground, I nudged Maria and told her that it was time to go back or else she would be late for her match and she would then have to be disqualified. We went back to the direction of the tournament, hands interlaced again, happy like a baby that has just been milked. At that point, my watch( I didn't know I had one!) went off beeping and I told her that we were very late for the match. I grabbed her hand tight and we began to run for it. We were running and running but surprisingly I wasn't tired at all( Must be because it's a dream? LOL!). We were almost there when I decided to run through the grass instead of the path and lo and behold, I stepped on dog poop! So did Maria though. But I realized it first. She only realized it after seeing I stepped on it and decided to check if she did as well. She found out she did. Haha. We were both busy wiping off the poop when we saw the culprit. It was a lame-ass mongrel who did it. HE was busy napping beside the poop that he let out. Irresponsible dog. So we did the only reasonable thing we can. We dragged the dog into the drain and locked him in.

End of dream. What? Were you expecting more? So yeah, I couldn't find out the results of the tournament but I'm sure she won anyway. I found out later that the beeping sound from my 'watch' was actually mobile phone's alarm which I had set the previous night. Strange dream huh? I thought so too when I woke up. But the dream was in DVD quality, not HD. That's why I couldn't remember the other player's name. But I kinda feel as though we flirted quite a bit before the match starts. Haha. That's the end of today's entry. Comment on it in my tagboard OK? If you don't know where it is, just click on the link 'Shout Here!'.

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